What writing training have you had?
1. I wrote a haiku in September of second grade. I had all the syllables right. It wasn’t about Tonka trucks. It was about nature so the teacher, Mrs. Snearson, posted it in big letters on the wall and decided I was gifted. Whew. Did I fool her.
The poem was:
Spring is fun you see
Because flowers grow with rain
And robins come home.
This is how I learned that teachers are important to writers’ egos.
2. We didn’t have cable so I had nothing to do except take walks in the woods and make things up. I’d talk to Big Foot and imagine we were going to run away together. I made up ghost stories. Then my big brother had a birthday coming up and I had NO MONEY, so I wrote him Star Trek stories. I thought he liked Star Trek. I was wrong.
This is how I learned that fanfiction was not for me.
3. In fifth grade we had AUTHOR OF THE MONTH contests. I did not win the first month, but I assessed the audience and won every month afterwards. I learned that:
Boys liked violence, UFO aliens, and potty jokes.
Girls liked romance and puppies.
So I made up a continuing story featuring a girl in the army who has a dog who is actually a UFO alien from the planet ABBA. The girl falls in love with another alien who has a problem with constipation.
This is how I learned that you have to go with your audience wants and if that’s poopy jokes, so be it.
4. I took a really amazing creative writing class in high school with Mr. Joseph Sullivan of Manchester, NH. It was the best class I’ve ever taken.
This is where I learned how to write better, how to vary sentences, how to use devices.
5. I took poetry workshops with Rob Farnsworth at Bates College while I was a student there.
This is where I learned about the beauty of language, but also that if you don’t want people to think you’ve been molested, abused, raped, caught on fire, abandoned, and abused alcohol, drugs, food and hamsters all on the same day you should NEVER write fictional CONFESSIONAL poetry in the FIRST PERSON. Ever.
6. I was in a writing group with really good writers for about six months. Once a week, every Wednesday.
This is where I learned what a bad writer I was.
7. I was a newspaper reporter/editor for about seven years. I am bad at numbers though, so it might be less.
This is where I learned how to right fast.
8. I am about to finish my MFA in Writing for Children and Young Adults from Vermont College.
This is where I learned how much more I need to learn.
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